♫ Alvin, Simon...Noodlegirl ♪

So, today I'm wearing my hair in pigtails. Not even real pigtails, but those kind that don't get pulled all the way through and look like buns on each side. I fear I look like Theodore the Chimpmunk's girlfriend, Eleanor (aka the Chunky Chipette):

The reason I'm sporting this 'do? 1) It's easy and 2) I fear that subconsciously I am channeling a hairdo I saw some ladies wear on The Biggest Loser a couple of weeks ago and some drug-addled part of my brain filed in the "I Don't Care How I Look Today" cabinet.

Who's the biggest loser now?